The Uneon Insider

Saturday, October 20, 2007

Breaking News

I'm human. So are you.

Saturday, October 13, 2007

Safety Dance

3:48am

Sitting by my roommate. I'm hungry. I'm really not in the mood. I'm not in the mood for much else besides eating and sleeping. I am very happy, and yet very discontent. I miss it.

3:50

BioDome? Was that a movie? It has to do with drugs or something. I'm confused. And I can't stop thinking about her. What a great decision I've made today. No regrets, but something feels quite off. I should take the cream sauce away from my roommate. Maybe I should have some tostitos.

3:52

What's the phrase? Where you can spell the same word in either direction. Like my dad's name, it's spelled the same way frontward as it's spelled backwards.

haha... Chappelle Show. What a great show.

3:54

My pants are very comfortable. They are also very colorful. I've caved in. I'm eating tostitos. What a show Impact was, but the costumes were indeed strange. I don't like kettle corn. I smell popcorn, though I'm not in the mood.

3:56

My tostitos are not blue. His are. He may poop blue. And if he doesn't, where does the blue go? Thoughts of the awesome roommate. Though, today he declared that I don't wake up. And though that may be true... I don't know where I'm going with this. It was hilarious.

3:58

Room to Room tails was very legit. It was a lot of fun. I was in the mood. She made me very happy. Kind of like he made me very happy. Kind of like my roommate is making me happy as we speak.

4:00

I think that the wii is cooler than the ps3. case in point: sonic is in smash bros. Enough said. I like hip hop. I love art. Though I will no longer let his thoughts (my roommate) define mine, though I do love mangoes.

tostitos

4:02

Here is my confession. I don't know what my mood is. I don't know what I feel. I don't know what I miss. I don't know what I watched. I don't know that phrase. I don't know what I feel about those costumes. I don't know how I feel about the console war. I don't know anything about blue poop or artsy hip hop. But I do know I am content.

After, it is not that winter.